🧘🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️💃🏻

*main photo taken September 13, 2019*

(tattoos have been hidden for privacy)

Hello -- I'm the elusive Diana 🧘🏻‍♀️ 

I have re-appeared after taking a (longer than expected) break to go rogue in the corporate world.

If you have been unable to reach me so far this year, please bear with me as I get my affairs in order (Switter, Protonmail — I’m lookin at you 🤦🏻‍♀️). Preference for appointments will be given to those who have reached out since I stepped out.

I will be available intermittently as advertised here on Private Delights (& similarly on Switter -- good luck digging through that wormhole 😅), but am always open to a discussion on making adjustments that suit our schedules mutually.

Previous (but still applicable) bio that was clearly written in lieu of attending to some outstanding school deadline:

A delectable dynamic of deliberate and docile — 

Do you dare? You might just grow addicted.*

(*This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration)

My interests include:

learning 📚 people 👫 cats 😽 tea 🍵 Scotch 🥃 candles 🕯 adventure 🚀 

food 🥗🌯🌮🍔🍕🥓🍣 and candy 🍫🍭🍬

(OK, cats and tea definitely tie for first… 

right after Scotch and candy — 

but only on days that end with the letter “y” 🙈)

I am constantly looking to add to my knowledge base — 

from dinosaurs to macronutrients

from technology to psychology

from the depths of the ocean to the limitless sky.

I've recently been marinating on some new recipes; the appropriate use of the semicolon, too. 😉

Let’s find a way to unwrap some of life’s mysteries together. 🎁

I have a slender, petite figure (5'3" 34B), sultry lips, and long, straight, black hair.

I also recently started experimenting with yoga after a decades-long battle with physics.

(gravity is a beast 🙈)

Let me help add a little balance to your life. ⚖️

Come see why the vast majority of my friends return to continue the conversation. 💋

*Explicit language will be cause for termination of any conversation.

Your understanding and cooperation is always appreciated. 🙏🏻